Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
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Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
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I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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