Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
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So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
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If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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