I will die if light touches me.
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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