It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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