some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
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