I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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