You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
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stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
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I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic