Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Randomize
