we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
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apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
oh god was she eating orange peels again
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
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Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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