what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Randomize
