one might say we're banned from that church
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
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Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
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I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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