if i can run in heels then i can drive
we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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