If that was your dad, he is hot
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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