We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
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btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
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She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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