Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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