Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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