and she was petting her beer can
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Randomize
