FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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