He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
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i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
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They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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