She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
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did i walk over a car last night?
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I need you to use more vowels.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
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Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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