she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
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So gin and wine won't be happening again
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
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I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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