Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
You left your phone here
Wait...
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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