He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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