Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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