I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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