my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
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