There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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