She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
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