On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
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The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
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I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
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