First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
I can't put those talents on a resume
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Randomize
