Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
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