How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
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