No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Pants are for mortals
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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