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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
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Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
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I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
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