Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
I have tasted many bathrooms
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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