somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
no, he came in my armpit
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize
