Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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