Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
It's just like the Real World with babies
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
Dude, I just masturbated with my cat sleeping on my boobs....
You have GOT to get this crazy cat lady thing under control. I'm finding you a man. And you'll take him, and thank me. After that text, you have no right to be picky.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
Randomize