The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
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Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
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REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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