Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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