Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (914): View more from New York

  I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (914): I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out. http://tfl.nu/9z0j
  Replies (19) Good night (2666) Bad night (674)
• Favorite

  (905): View more from Toronto

  we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (905): we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats. http://tfl.nu/s3b9
  Replies (10) Good night (3572) Bad night (572)
• Favorite

  (774): View more from Massachusetts

  im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (774): im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there http://tfl.nu/wpso
  Replies (8) Good night (4871) Bad night (1095)
• Favorite

  (770): View more from Georgia

  he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (770): he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players http://tfl.nu/ani7
  Replies (36) Good night (1463) Bad night (6464)
• Favorite

  (248): View more from Michigan

  just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (248): just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night. http://tfl.nu/esr4
  Replies (6) Good night (995) Bad night (3316)
• Favorite

  (614): View more from Ohio

  Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (614): Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning. http://tfl.nu/meuz
  Replies (11) Good night (2207) Bad night (1077)
• Favorite

  (952): View more from Minnesota

  Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (952): Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th http://tfl.nu/jcqw
  Replies (5) Good night (2747) Bad night (1049)
• Favorite

  (631): View more from New York

  He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (631): He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club. http://tfl.nu/hcoc
  Replies (5) Good night (2737) Bad night (784)
• Favorite

  (516): View more from New York

  If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (516): If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar. http://tfl.nu/qpqr
  Replies (2) Good night (1584) Bad night (734)
• Favorite

  (757): View more from Virginia

  You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (757): You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat http://tfl.nu/abhh
  Replies (3) Good night (1045) Bad night (1629)
• Favorite

  (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (717): Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts. http://tfl.nu/zklc
  Replies (6) Good night (1372) Bad night (756)
• Favorite

  (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (717): Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS http://tfl.nu/pbtw
  Replies (19) Good night (1129) Bad night (2282)
• Favorite

  (410): View more from Maryland

  Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (410): Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night? http://tfl.nu/3u7z
  Replies (3) Good night (1521) Bad night (563)
• Favorite

  (+64): View more from New Zealand

  If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (+64): If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help. http://tfl.nu/n5gu
  Replies (1) Good night (639) Bad night (309)
• Favorite

  (205): View more from Alabama

  the girl whose rug I peed on is here

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (205): the girl whose rug I peed on is here http://tfl.nu/6wyj
  Replies (4) Good night (317) Bad night (518)

Randomize