Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
These 19 People Are Into The Grossest Sex Fetishes
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
People Weigh In On Whether It’s Okay to Bang Your Roommate
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy