I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
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Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
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There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
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I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?