last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
People With No Siblings Will Never Understand These 23 Things
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
25 Seemingly Normal Things That Give Some People Massive Anxiety
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
The struggles of a small town man whore
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.