Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(850): View more from Florida

I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.

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(912): View more from Georgia

It's not kidnapping if it's romantic

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(417): View more from Missouri

i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.

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(407): View more from Florida

Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....

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(859): View more from Kentucky

#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home

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(513): View more from Ohio

Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?

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(518): View more from New York

Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?

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(352): View more from Florida

I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?

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