you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
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I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
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Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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