Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
Randomize
