take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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