i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
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I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
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I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
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