Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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