Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
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