just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Randomize
