The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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