You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
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do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
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My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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