It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
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Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
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He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
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