he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
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He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
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They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
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