Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
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