Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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