i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
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She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
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So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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