Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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